Do you fancy treading offal in a meat-packing plant? How about being the person who puts the holes in the end of toothbrushes? At every hour of every day, somebody, somewhere, is being stripped of his or her dignity, wondering what happened to the glittering career they were promised. This existential irony forms the basis of I Quit - a sideways glance at the most horrendous ways to make a living in the UK. With contributions from some of Britain's best-loved young comedians and hundreds of stats and facts about the country's most-loathed occupations, you can experience the trauma from the comfort of your armchair and thank your lucky stars it isn't you.